Who's powering the gossip mills?

*Logged on to Msn*

*Checks who's worth chatting to*

*Blerugh. Nada*

*Messenger Sound. Bleep bleep bleep*

Him: Nis, ko tau latest gossip pasal *toot*.

Me: Nda. *trying not to encourage him*

Him: Ehh..inda kaann..your dad atu. Nda kan nda bercerita?

Me: Nda. My dad kan bergosip sama aku? Kan be caliee ko ah.

Him: Banar dih? Ada ni. Ko nda mau gitau saja.

Me: Astaga. Buat apa kan ku berdusta jua. Puasa kali ah. *dalam hati majal jua eh*

Him: Bah, aku gitau ko ah. *Bla bla bla bla bla*

Me: *pretends to be interested*

Me: Bah , i gtg kan bersih jamban ku dulu.

LOL. I couldnt think of a better reason to not chat with him. My brain is utilising ketone bodies at the moment hence the moment of dumbness.

*Messenger Bleeps*

Her: Eh, dangar ko gossip pasal *toot*

Me: *malas ku jawab eh*

*Messenger Bleeps*

Her: Eh, did you hear? About *toot*

ARGH. PEOPLE.

Puasa bah puasa. Ingat kamu puasa?? Iatah time nya kurangkan dosa tingkatkan pahala.

Nah, aku marah nah. Kurang tia pahala puasa ku.

Harumph.